When the whiskey well dries up.

There are times when we see the world through rose coloured glasses. Right now is not that time for me. I see the world through these distorted factual glasses . It sounds a lot cooler then it really is. Some say I'm jaded, but Jade is a shade of colour, and coloured glasses aren't a luxury I currently have. I wake up, and the world has this dull mundane stench. I lay there watching the so-called lady bugs walk around on my ceiling and wondering if that is going to be the most exciting part of my day.

This gray time of the year is terrible. It's cold, wet and muddy. If the cold, wet, and muddy only lasted a few days that would be perfectly fine. I love it when the weather changes up. Warm Cloudless sunny days are boring too, but at least I can see the varies colours in the grass, the trees and the flowers. Not this time of year, no sir, I get mud and gray. It's like always looking at the world through glass and a screen. It dulls down the wonderment and makes it just seem normal. I hate normal.

So my typical pointless day include cleaning, organizing and distracting myself from my duties by using this glowing noisy box we call a puter. Luckily it is connect to million and billion of libraries and some of my friends. A Point and a Click and there someone is there to entertain me for the few seconds I can stand them. How cool will it be when we can teleport our friends to our home via the net? I can't wait.


Heart still aching from long and what should be forgotten heart breaking, I sit and relive every emotional moment. The good the bad and all the overreacting I made. I'm one hard pill to swallow. I know that. I do Tarot card reading, read silly books distract my mellencollie mind with grand fantasies but it only masks the loneliness for a short while. Grr and Argh, and all that jazz. Why can't I just be happy with happy. Why do I let those evil mind warpers from my past interact with my present. Why do I answer the fucking phone calls, knowing that it will take me back years in my grieving process? Why are none of the pretty face with silly intro lines not good enough? WHY the fuck I'm I tell you this anyways.


In closing, if you believe that means I'm shutting up then sucker you don't know me one bit. My A.D.D. is just kicking in and I'm tired of writing. I could talk for days and days. Duh! SO, in closing I will be seeking out that whiskey well, and hoping there are at least a few drops left so, that tonight will be a party for one. Like most party are here in Flat Top. Remember kids

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Global Warming is causing a datable girl drought.

Global Warming is causing a datable girl drought.

Over the past few months, I've noticed a lot of changing in our environment, but the biggest change is the datable woman. So, I'm thinking it has something to do with Global Warming. -=FUCK YOU EL NINO!=- Ok, don't get me wrong there are a lot of cute chick out there, but NONE seems to be datable. Why is this? It is because we don't have cold weather anymore this causes less breakups, and more woman stick with the asshole men they are dating. See when you have a good solid frost, woman are then reminded what cold hearted bitches they really can be and kick the assholes to the curb. Now, that the temperatures are higher, women prance around in fewer clothes, which intern makes them very fuckable. When, people are fucking, they are happier. Please do not confuse fucking with, sex, making love, or mating. All of these are completely different. But, that is for another time and another place.

2 out of 5 doctors agree that someone needs to open a Datable girl store. A datable girl store would fix a lot of problems. Men like me would finally have a place where we could find suitable women. Now, this store would need a very good return policy. See women can be a danger breed. If they get to anger during the bleeding weeks, they need to be returned. Also, damaged goods also need to be discounted, and clearly marked. Who wants a girl that's been around the block, and ridden too hard? No me that is for sure. Then there are those churchy girls. Come on girl, GOD not going to come down and fuck you, or put some pseudo baby Jesus in you vagina. Sex = Babies. Remember that. Now, to fat people. Fat people should be taken out of the Gene pool with all the stupid people. Sorry. This is a firm belief, I win you LOSE!

So, what I'm I looking for… It's simple.

A cute girl in a prom dress all muddy.

Sounds like the perfect girl to me… But again I'm single so why the hell would you listen to me in the first place? I don't think I listen to me.

So, folks stop pollution, I need to get laid sometime in the next 10 years. If you keep driving your SUVs and polluting like your kids will have all the money to clean it up, then you are hurting my chances, and you don't want to do that. Remember I'm the coolest thing since Sliced Bread. Hell I'm cooler then Sliced Bread. I'm one of the COOL KYDS…

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Sir Justyn J. M Baron of Mavis. Coolest person on the face of this rock!