Baron's Dating Advice - 5 Ego Boosts Every Man Needs

5 Ego Boosts Every Man Needs



Men are full of surprises, and bedroom behavior is no exception. To get to the bottom of things, it took one of their own -- and a psychologist at that -- George Weinberg, author of Why Men Won't Commit: Getting What You Both Want Without Playing Games, who studies male behavior in romantic relationships. While we can't explain all male behavior, here are five sex secrets that may help you understand -- and get even closer to -- your guy.



1. He's afraid he'll let you down -- literally. Men feel tremendous pressure to perform sexually. "In the past, men weren't evaluating their sexual performance because women weren't supposed to judge them," says Weinberg. But women aren't waiting for marriage to have sex anymore, and that means they have more experience in the bedroom. Sexually satisfied role models, like Madonna and the Sex and the City sirens, encourage women to be open about their sexual desires and complaints. Suddenly, the pressure to perform is on, and he can't help but feel like he has to please you. Even though you might forgive him for a few poor performances, he has a hard time forgiving himself.

Warning: If your man has a recurring problem getting aroused or maintaining his erection, he may start to blame you to protect his ego.

What you can do: Dr. Weinberg suggests something simple. Just relax and try to enjoy sex, which will help to alleviate some of the pressure. In other words, don't take it personally or, worse, insult him. And never point and laugh!




-- OK, Bitch if you point and laugh, EXPECT to get slapped for the ho that you truly are! The Baron advices that all his male clients keep their pimp hand strong and ditch any want a be whore at the slightest sign of disrespect. A few poor sexually performance DOESN'T give a woman the right to shit! If we don't bitch when she bleeds all over the fucking sheets, then when the little man is tired she needs to repect his nap! Girls, if you dare even think about this, then I can't help you. Work through it teach your boy to calm down and enjoy the sex.



2. Men need validation to get their groove on. Sex is a source of power, and it gives proof that one is masculine. "To a man, having sex means that he can move a woman, that he's an athlete, a provider and a lover," says Weinberg. Basically, your guy wants to be a superhero, and he certainly wants you to see him in that light. When he satisfies you sexually, he feels like Superman. If you're enjoying yourself, let him know that ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Lois Lane is happy, adds Weinberg.

Warning: No encouragement means no mojo.

What you can do: It's simple. Say, "That feels good," or let out a moan or heavy breath when you feel like it. A good rule of thumb: Don't fake it but don't fight it.




-- Good Communication = Good Sex I don't think I need to say any more!




3. Men don't like waiting too long to have sex with a new partner. Unlike some dating experts, Weinberg believes that women should never hold out to have sex simply because of the so-called rules of dating. He is more likely to commit if there is a sexual component to the relationship, and it is important for him to know that you find him sexually desirable. "A man goes through a lifetime hoping to find a woman who can't keep her hands off him," says Weinberg.

Warning: "Frankly, if your guy is offended when you initiate sex, get rid of him," he says.

What you can do: We're all sensual beings; we might as well be who we are. So don't be afraid to make a move when the mood strikes.



-- Fuck the rules, If the sparks are flying then why not enjoy this sexually energy. I'm not saying that Men or Women should just fuck anything cause the Liquior is telling them that everything is all good. Use judgement. Sex is important, and treat it that way. Fucking is totally different then Sex… Know the difference




4. Men wish they had better bodies too. Let's face it: Men may not worry about weight nearly as much as women do, but they do have their own image issues.

Warning: Most men are quite concerned about their penis size, general physical condition, height and baldness, says Weinberg. In other words, they are hoping for mood lighting in the bedroom just as much as women are.

What you can do: Help your man by telling him that you find him attractive and showing him affection.




-- NEVER tell your dude you'd like it better if he had a six pack, unless you are taking about beer! Girls, do you want you man to tell you he wants you to have bigger tits or a tighter puss? So, remember men are not fucking rocks. We just like to get our rocks off….





5. Most men will not forgive a cheating girlfriend. Men who have been betrayed, especially in the bedroom, are far less likely to forgive their partners than women in the same situation, says Weinberg.

Warning: Men are looking for a woman who will stick with them.

What you can do: Show your loyalty not only by remaining faithful when in a committed relationship, but also by supporting your man in front of colleagues and friends and defending him when necessary, says Weinberg. This allegiance will make your man more secure and will give him the motivation to let loose in the bedroom with you. Men want commitment just as much as women do; they just want it packaged differently.




-- Support! Fuck ya! Showing your Loyalty to us is golden!!! Fucking Golden!!




The Baron

Satori - Fuck the Police

GF was coming home from work last night... Fucking Pigs had a DUI check point setup. My girl wasn't drinking just trying to get home from work. The damn cops noticed her license had just expired ( Like 3 days ago ) and impounded the car.



DUI check point are to catch drunks, not to illegally search your car. AHHH!!!

"What Freedoms did you give up today?"

4th Amendment
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Log on! Shut up! and Tune in!

Stand up for your rights, before they make sitting illegal!

The Baron

Satori- Trapped on a Island

Trapped on a Island
17.8.7

There are times in life when love isn't enough. When the pain and the memories of what fills like past lives haunt us. It's these moments when we are tested. How will we fair? From the moment the sand hit the corner of my damp, tear soaked cheek I knew something in myself was wrong.Very Wrong! Not the kind of wrong a goodnight sleep will wash away. But, the kind of wrong that makes you soul search. Make you wish you were someone else. Someone in a different situation. Someone who knew what to do. It questions every ounce of your being. Are you really who you think you are? When the chips are down, will you react the way you desire yourself to act?

Cool breezes, haunting me. The way the ocean disapears in every wave. The fact that nothing will ever be the same. This moment, this very moment, you know you lost your first attempt to "Save the World". These are the reminder that you can be a failor.

This is how you know something is Epic. If love sticks around after you fail to save the world, after you fail on such a level. After you revisit the memories to swore to protect... If love sticks around maybe this love is something words will never describe. Love isn't enough! But, then again nothing is enough!

Love just might be what saves me. What propells me into the darkness. The darkness that IS "Saving the World"


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Baron's Weekly Dating Advice - Know What You Want -

Baron's Weekly Dating Advice - Know What You Want -

When you begin dating, try to know what you want from your dating partner. Let me make this clearer. All of us date for different reasons. Sometimes theses reasons are unknown to our conscious mind. With application of thought and reflection, we can find out what we want from our dating partner.

-- Know what the fuck you want. A cheap date that gets you laid easy. A romantic partner that you will fuck 6 times a day. OR some sap that is loaded and wants to spend thousands of dollars on you.

You may be looking for following and some other needs to be fulfilled by your dating partner. They are primary, and there may be many secondary reasons. Let us discuss them.


Every one is dating - I want to date and have a partner because everyone is doing that. I am happy otherwise and can continue without a partner happily for many more years. But I want a partner because everyone is having one.

-- IF everyone is drinking the poison Kool-aid are you going to drink it too? This is a terrible reason to date. If this is the reason you're dating you are a bigger fucking loser then I ever would have guessed… Damn!

Physical needs - I need a partner primary for my physical needs. I need a biological partner.

-- At least you're being honest here. You want a fuck buddy. This involves some planning, and seeking out the right place. Fuck buddies are not really hanging around the Coffee house. The trick here is to suddenly hint around that you're looking for something physical.

Companion and friend- I want a friend who will be with me through pain and pleasures of my life.

-- This is a fun reason to date, but you really need to figure out if you want a Friend or a Lover. See it needs to be pretty clear other wise feeling will get hurt on both ends. Never feel bad about just wanting one or the other. Just communicate damn it!!

Fulfillment- I feel unfulfilled. I want fulfilled. I am not able to define this vacuum but I think that a partner will do it.

-- Fucking Moron!!! If someone else HAS to fulfill that void in your life the problem is with you first. Someone should be a nice addon. EX: How a great wine goes with a great meal. Together they are unstoppable, but they are still great on there own.

I want my own - I want to have someone my very own. In front of who I can laugh and cry. Who will support me through life and whom I will support like wise? I want to walk watching the sunset hand in hand with my beloved.

-- OK, OK, This is a nice thing. I can't really say that I know anyone that doesn't want this. You just have to make sure you're not settling for less then something ideal for you.


I want love - I need love and pampering. I never got it in my childhood. I need it badly. I want someone who will treat me gently and give me love.

-- NEEDY!! Warning this will only fuck up a relationship!!! Avoid if you find this kind of person!!!! Wanting to be loved and needed to be loved is a huge difference. When you are really in love it just all comes together and the want and needs go away!

There may be many other wants that one desires the dating partner to fulfill. Once you know what precisely you want from your dating partner your choice becomes narrowed down and you will get better results. Knowing about our requirement always helps in satisfying our needs.

-- Just get to know yourself first. Date yourself, and make sure you are datable to others!!

-- Baron the Dating Expect --

Baron’s Dating Advice - 5 Guys Every Gal Should Date Before Settling Down

5 Guys Every Gal Should Date Before Settling Down

by Brenda Della Casa, author of Cinderella Was a Liar

So, you want a boyfriend. You're sick of the singles scene and ready to move right past "Go" and settle down with someone who will carry you straight into your happily ever after. Well, hold it right there, Miss Antsy-Pants! Before you go tango into the sunset with Mr. Right, you've got to take a few spins around the dating dance floor with a few Mr. Right Nows. Dating different personality types is the most effective way to find out your likes, dislikes and deal breakers. In fact, spending time with the wrong guys — namely these five — can actually make you a better package when Mr. Fabulous comes along.

Mr. Nice Romantic Guy

He'll show up with flowers, leave cards around your apartment and quote Keats on a whim. Think old-fashioned courtship, where you're being wooed instead of sitting by the phone wondering if he'll call.

Celebrity Counterparts: Cary Grant, Johnny Depp as Don Juan DeMarco

What He'll Teach You: This affectionate man will show you a softer side of our male counterparts (what a relief to have someone fawn over you for a change!), all the while raising your expectations of how you wish to be treated. After realizing that there are guys out there who understand the importance of a random note or kiss in the moonlight, you'll be less likely to stay with someone who degrades or ignores you in the future.

The Catch: Most of the time these guys are in love with the idea of love. This means they will come on strong but lose momentum in the long haul as the reality of a relationship sets in (i.e., disagreements, uneventful days), but that doesn't mean you shouldn't date him and enjoy the experience! Just keep a level head while he floats around you.

- Baron's Advice: This is also the type of guys that spend way to much money on things like over priced flowers, bottles of wine that sounds "pretty", and they most likely aren't tigers in bed either. They make fun boyfriends. But, girls be aware that most of the time you will just get bored of being treated like a queen, and want to be treated like the bitch you are… ah sometimes…

Mr. Big Shot

He dresses sharp, talks slick and has the perfectly coiffed looks of a man straight out of a lad mag. One look at him in his tailored suit and you're toast — which is exactly why he wears it.

Celebrity Counterparts: Chris Noth as Mr. Big, any Bond

What He'll Teach You: From sending your nether regions to Brazil (Mr. Big Shot doesn't 'do' granny panties) to the proper way to age a Cabernet, you're in for a crash course in the finer way of life. Dinners will be four-star and the conversation will witty. You'll walk from this relationship more sophisticated and well-aware of your own inner vixen.

The Catch: As the 007 of romance, he's going in for the kill. He knows exactly what he's doing and the effect it's having on you — and every other girl around him. The odds of this guy slipping out of his suit and into a comfy relationship are low, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't enjoy the smooth ride around the town while it lasts.

- Baron's Advice: Mr Big Shot fucks whatever he want! WHATEVER HE WANTS! He thinks he has the money and power to get out of any situation. Maybe he does… If he is looking at that sexy girl in the corner know that he is building a plan in his head on how to fuck her at some point, or at least get the 2 of you in bed. He believes money buys happiness. Well, for most of you fickle, greedy, self-loathing girls it will…

Mr. Sexy Older Guy

He's old enough to have settled into his skin and has been involved with enough women to know that you require much more than dinner and a few martinis to get into the mood. Best of all, he never makes you late for dinner because he's playing Xbox.

Celebrity Counterparts: Sean Connery, Antonio Banderas

What He'll Teach You: He's got a lifetime of experience to share (in and out of the bedroom), which will likely keep you on your toes (and curling them, too!). Plus, he'll show you how to see life in a different way. No matter how long it lasts or how it ends, you'll walk away worldlier — and will never settle for a measly five minutes of foreplay again.

The Catch: Despite what Demi and Ashton might say, age is more than a number. If you are just starting to get comfortable in your skin and he's shed his several times, there is a good chance you'll have issues with long-term compatibility. Sure, he's hot now, but how will you feel in 10 years? Give one another a thrill, and then move onto someone you both can relate to.

-Baron's Advice: Dirty OLD Man. Are you enjoying fucking a daddy figure? "Will never settle for a measly five minutes of foreplay" That's because the sex is so short, he has to make it up someplace else. He has to wait for the Viagra to kick in before he can roll around in the sheets. He might be sexy now, but think about it, you mom thought this dude was hot before you were ever born.

Mr. Man's Man

He carries your bags, will defend your honor and would rather swallow glass than shave his chest or take hot wax to his eyebrows.

Celebrity Counterparts: Frank Sinatra, Russell Crowe

What He'll teach you: This rough rogue will have you relishing in your femininity like no other. Why? There is something about raw masculinity that brings out the damsel in all of us. Dating this bruiser will show you how fun it can be when he shows you who the man is (think Rhett Butler when he scooped Scarlett up those stairs!). Dating him will do one of two things: make you squeal with delight or appreciate your ability and right to wear the pants sometimes. Regardless, be sure to play Scarlett at least once — trust us!

The Catch: You're dying to be wined and dined but he's already made plans to meet you down at the pub. This is the guy who gets inspired by Braveheart and cries only "out of frustration." He's also prone to affairs… with his favorite sports teams. Oh, and forget about asking him to hold your purse while you do anything — he wouldn't dare.

- Baron's Advice: These guys can be labeled into 2 categories. Asshole and Losers. Let's begin with the latter. Losers; these guys want to hung out with their buddies all the time, call you their ball and chain, and smack your ass during sex and tell you they think the red hand mark on your ass is hot. Beer, Sports, and Friends come firsts. Bro's before Ho's Asshole; these dicks wear different hats, ( well not in bed they think rubber doesn't feel right, and say birth control is the woman responsibility ) These asshole will fuck you, your friends, your mom, and you younger sister if they have the chance. Threesomes are expected and you better not want to cuddle when he gets off, "bitch, I need another beer, and where is the fucking remote." Ahh. See what you have to look forward too.


Mr. Fun Social Guy

Whether he's out with friends or meeting the family for brunch, one thing's for certain: He's going to be the life of the party.

Celebrity Counterparts: Will Farrell, Vince Vaughn

What He'll Teach You: There is something very attractive about a man who's always ready to have a good time. You'll laugh a lot and learn how to go with the flow and let things slide. These types are often quite spontaneous, which means you should be ready for anything from a quickie to a quick dash to Vegas.

The Catch: Most people are social because they like the company of others, but Fun Social Guys are social because they love to be the center of attention — and they love the excitement of something new. This poses an issue for long-term loves because A) who wants to be an audience member 24/7, and B) let's face it, relationships can get dull at times — what will he do then? Enjoy the roller-coaster ride, but don't be afraid to walk away to more stable ground.

- Baron's Advice: It's a party like its 1999 every fucking day in your house. After work he will bring home friends to party, he will party and party and party some more. If the party slows, he will be on the phone setting something up. Trips to Vegas, trips to Spain, but you'll notices the trips to the bedroom will start getting less and less. Until you are lying their with spider webs in your snatch. If you want to live the social life, you either need to plan on making your own girls gone wild video, or invest in you industrial powered vibrator.

Don't kill the messenger. This is just how I see it. And the Baron is rarely wrong!

Turn off, Wake Up, Log In!

The Baron

Dream - Terrorist Event

Dreams-

It was July 3rd. I was talking to my parents about their rental properties. We were talking about how it was weird that someone wanted the house on July 1st. My parents drove past the house to find out the people weren't their yet. For some reason they went inside. Inside they find the house completely wired up to explode. The house was timed to explode on July 4th. The bomb squad was called, but they weren't completely sure if they were going to be able to do anything. It became a giant new story the entire state of Ohio was locked down. I just happened to be in North Carolina, and they told people they weren't aloud to travel. The cell phone grid was turned off on the entire east coast just in case the bombs could be detonated remotely. So, there was no way to communicate with my family. On the news they weren't entirely sure what they were going to do. The morning of July 4th thousands of homes through out the east coast explored. A few of these wired homes were dirty bombs. Millions of people were killed. I didn't know if my family was alive. I didn't know anything about my place in Flat Top. They only person I knew was alive was my friend I was staying with. It was a terrible feeling, but at least I wasn't alone…